bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN



steezymofucka:

penutbutterqueen:

itsjust-insanity:

grandmasterbooty:

lincolnfreedyou:

Son

Fuck

Omfg

Lmaooo where is the lie?

LMAOOO

learning-2love-myself:

*Follow my blog*



provocatve:

= checking out all blogs that ask =

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world




hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.

And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.



I want to kiss you so hard that you will never be able to get the taste of me out of your mouth.
(via skwagger)





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